idiots Quotes

“...There are too many idiots in this world. And having said it, I have the burden of proving it.”

“Look, I was an idiot. I didn’t want people to think that I had a crush, so I decided to give everyone the impression that I truly, honestly hated Madison Harter. For no reason. Just thinking about this makes me want to punch myself in the eyeball.”

“Poor Henry literally couldn’t see his hand in front of his face. For a while, when he was very young, his parents had thought him an idiot. [...] He was never quite able to catch up. There was never enough time. ”

“It’s always very easy to declare that other people are idiots, but only if you forget how idiotically difficult being human is.”

“The only way out of this mess, of course, is to take steps to ensure that you control the idiots that you become. To take your chain gang, hand in hand, and lead them. The best way to do this is with a list.”

“Every man is a mob, a chain gang of idiots.”

“But what sort of idiot am I now, when I myself understand that I’m considered an idiot?”

“Let me say this: bein an idiot is no box of chocolates.”

“Dana was a well-known idiot, on top of which he outweighed Roy by at least fifty pounds. Fighting back would have been a complete waste of energy.”

“You’re five hundred years old and you can’t use a telephone? Read the directions. What are you, an immortal idiot?”