lawyers Quotes

Lawyers can steal more money with a briefcase than a thousand men with guns and masks.

“Neither of the two men, at these times, showed the least hostility toward me, and everything went so smoothly, so amiably, that I had an absurd impression of being ‘one of the family.‘”

“Jo, if this goes to court, they won’t need a lawyer, they’ll need a priest.”

“It’s funny, but when I’m sitting in the courtroom, I don’t feel like I’m involved in the case. It’s like the lawyers and the judge and everybody are doing a job that involves me, but I don’t have a role.”

“He also told me that parents from all over Orange County are forming a group and they are inviting a lawyer to counsel them. There will be a meeting soon.”

“The lawyers did their utmost for divorce, But scarce a fee was paid on either side Before, unluckily, Don José died”

“You have to be as smart as paint to keep this Puddin’ in order. He’s that artful, lawyers couldn’t manage him.”

“Criminal lawyers journalists are not enemies, the former need advertisement, the latter information.”

“Bite marks and hair analysis have been discredited in most advanced jurisdictions. Both belong to that pathetic and ever-shifty field of knowledge derisively known as defense and innocence lawyers as ‘junk science.’”

“If there is anything wrong, do not give him the money, but go out and get a lawyer.”

As I was taking my departure, he asked me if I would like to devote If anybody, of whatsoever degree, said a word that he didn’t approve of, he instantly required to have it “taken down.” If anybody wouldn’t make an admission, he said, “I’ll have it out of you!” and if anybody made an admission, he said, “Now I have got you!” The magistrates shivered under a single bite of his finger. Thieves and thief-takers hung in dread rapture on his words, and shrank when a hair of his eyebrows turned in their direction. Which side he was on I couldn’t make out, for he seemed to me to be grinding the whole place in a mill; I only know that when I stole out on tiptoe, he was not on the side of the bench; for, he was making the legs of the old gentleman who presided, quite convulsive under the table, by his denunciations of his conduct as the representative of British law and justice in that chair that day.