spankings Quotes

“My dad told me that when I was born my cheeks were so fat the doctors didn’t know which end to spank.”

“Ping was always careful, very very careful not to be late, because the last duck to cross over the bridge always got a spank on the back.”

“Ping knew he would be the last, the very last if he crossed the bridge. Ping did not want to be spanked.”

“But up marched Ping, up over the little bridge and SPANK came the spank on Ping’s back!”

″‘Well, I don’t know how you expect to escape that way!’ he said. ‘You’ll have to come down the steps again, and I shall be waiting here to catch you. Then what a spanking you’ll get!‘”