Ug: Boy Genius Of The Stone Age Quotes

“So now it’s both of you! First it’s all warm, warm, warm. Then it’s all soft, soft, soft. Now it’s all nice, nice, nice!”

“If this is the stone age and mum says the ice age is coming any minute now...how long is an age?”

“I saw it rolling downhill. If I can knock the lumps of it will roll better.”

“Think! Think! Think! That boy will think himself into an early grave...”

“It’s trousers I want, Dad.”

“Time...why is it time? What is time, dad?”

“Terrific? What sort of word is that? Don’t you bring language like that into this cave!”

“I don’t like living in caves. Do neanderthal people wear stone trousers?”

“Trousers! Out of a baby mammoth? That’d be all soft and floppy. Disgusting!”

“You can’t stop animals from running away! They’re frightened. They don’t want to be killed and eaten!”