pregnant Quotes

Six of the best book quotes about pregnant
  1. #1
    ″‘So how far along are you?’
    ‘I’m a junior.‘”
  2. #2
    “The woman’s stomach stuck up so high I couldn’t see her face or the upper part of her body at all. She seemed to have nothing but an enormous spider-fat stomach and two little ugly spindly legs propped in the high stirrups and all the time the baby was being born she never stopped making this unhuman whooping noise.”
  3. #3
    “Excuse me. I am a sacred vessel, alright? All you’ve got in your stomach is Taco Bell.”
  4. #4
    “Nah... I mean, I’m already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into?‘”
  5. #5
    “At least you don’t have to have the evidence under your sweater. I’m a planet,”
  6. #6
    ″‘I’m just gonna go ahead and nip this thing in the bud. Cuz you know, they say pregnancy often leads to, you know... an infant.‘”