joke Quotes

″‘A demon can get into real trouble, doing the right thing.’ He nudged the angel. ‘Funny if we both got it wrong, eh? Funny if I did the good thing and you did the bad one, eh?‘”

″‘So how far along are you?’

‘I’m a junior.‘”

“Brightness Markal! What a disaster that hairstyle is; how brave of you to show it to the world.”

“No complaining today. You do this thing too much. Do not make me kick you. I do not like kicking. It hurts my toes.”

″‘Storms, you’re spoiled,’ Kaladin said, smiling.

‘I’m refined, you insolent farmer,’ Adolin said. Then he grinned. ‘Besides, I’ll have you know that I had to use cold water for my baths while here.’

‘Poor boy.‘”

“Some [crayons] are spelled wrong on purpose for a joke, like Mauvelous, that’s not very funny I don’t think.”

“‘Magwitch, you can’t let what other people say affect you so much.’ I know this isn’t helpful, but my father says it all the time and it’s the only thing I can think of at the moment.
‘How am I supposed to do that?’
‘By looking at everyone like they’re a big joke. Come on, Mags. You know high school is absurd. In less than a year we’ll be out of here and we’ll never have to see any of these people ever again.’”