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Juno Quotes

18 of the best book quotes from Juno
01
“Excuse me. I am a sacred vessel, alright? All you’ve got in your stomach is Taco Bell.”
02
“I try really hard, actually.”
03
“At least you don’t have to have the evidence under your sweater. I’m a planet,”
04
“You were in love when you married her, and if you’re in love once, you can be in love again…You’re just not trying hard enough!”
05
“Nah... I mean, I’m already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into?‘”
06
“I’m just gonna go ahead and nip this thing in the bud. Cuz you know, they say pregnancy often leads to, you know... an infant.”
07
“Oh, and she inexplicably mails me a cactus every Valentine’s Day. And I’m like, ‘Thanks a heap, Coyote Ugly. This cactus-gram stings even worse than your abandonment.‘”
08
“I didn’t think he had it in him.”
09
“As boyfriends go, Paulie Bleeker is totally boss. He is the cheese to my macaroni. And I know people are supposed to fall in love before they reproduce, but—I guess normalcy isn’t really our style.”
10
“I never realize how much I like being home unless I’ve been somewhere really different for a while.”
11
″‘So how far along are you?’ ‘I’m a junior.‘”
12
″‘Come on, let me carry your bag.’ ‘What’s another ten pounds?‘”
13
″‘So guess what.’ ‘What?... I don’t know...’ ‘I’m pregnant.‘”
14
″‘I try really hard, actually.‘”
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″‘I’m just gonna go ahead and nip this thing in the bud. Cuz you know, they say pregnancy often leads to, you know... an infant.‘”
16
″‘Excuse me. I am a sacred vessel, alright? All you’ve got in your stomach is Taco Bell.‘”
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″‘As boyfriends go, Paulie Bleeker is totally boss. He is the cheese to my macaroni. And I know people are supposed to fall in love before they reproduce, but—I guess normalcy isn’t really our style.‘”
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″‘I never realize how much I like being home unless I’ve been somewhere really different for a while.‘”

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