book

Juno Quotes

18 of the best book quotes from Juno
01
Share
″‘So how far along are you?’ ‘I’m a junior.‘”
Nancy Ashbaugh
author
Juno
book
Juno MacGuff
character
pregnant
progress
loving questions
joke
concepts
02
Share
“As boyfriends go, Paulie Bleeker is totally boss. He is the cheese to my macaroni. And I know people are supposed to fall in love before they reproduce, but—I guess normalcy isn’t really our style.”
03
Share
“I try really hard, actually.”
04
Share
“Excuse me. I am a sacred vessel, alright? All you’ve got in your stomach is Taco Bell.”
05
Share
“Oh, and she inexplicably mails me a cactus every Valentine’s Day. And I’m like, ‘Thanks a heap, Coyote Ugly. This cactus-gram stings even worse than your abandonment.‘”
06
Share
“I didn’t think he had it in him.”
07
Share
“Nah... I mean, I’m already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into?‘”
08
Share
“At least you don’t have to have the evidence under your sweater. I’m a planet,”
09
Share
“I’m just gonna go ahead and nip this thing in the bud. Cuz you know, they say pregnancy often leads to, you know... an infant.”
10
Share
“I never realize how much I like being home unless I’ve been somewhere really different for a while.”
11
Share
“You were in love when you married her, and if you’re in love once, you can be in love again…You’re just not trying hard enough!”
12
Share
″‘Come on, let me carry your bag.’ ‘What’s another ten pounds?‘”
13
Share
″‘So guess what.’ ‘What?... I don’t know...’ ‘I’m pregnant.‘”
14
Share
″‘I try really hard, actually.‘”
15
Share
″‘I’m just gonna go ahead and nip this thing in the bud. Cuz you know, they say pregnancy often leads to, you know... an infant.‘”
16
Share
″‘Excuse me. I am a sacred vessel, alright? All you’ve got in your stomach is Taco Bell.‘”
Juno
book
Juno MacGuff
character
fear
scared
pregnancy
food
baby
concepts
17
Share
″‘As boyfriends go, Paulie Bleeker is totally boss. He is the cheese to my macaroni. And I know people are supposed to fall in love before they reproduce, but—I guess normalcy isn’t really our style.‘”
18
Share
″‘I never realize how much I like being home unless I’ve been somewhere really different for a while.‘”

Recommended quote pages

View All Quotes