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Juno MacGuff Quotes

10 of the best book quotes from Juno MacGuff
  1. #1
    ″‘So how far along are you?’
    ‘I’m a junior.‘”
  2. #2
    “As boyfriends go, Paulie Bleeker is totally boss. He is the cheese to my macaroni. And I know people are supposed to fall in love before they reproduce, but—I guess normalcy isn’t really our style.”
  3. #3
    “I try really hard, actually.”
  4. #4
    “Excuse me. I am a sacred vessel, alright? All you’ve got in your stomach is Taco Bell.”
  5. #5
    “Oh, and she inexplicably mails me a cactus every Valentine’s Day. And I’m like, ‘Thanks a heap, Coyote Ugly. This cactus-gram stings even worse than your abandonment.‘”
  6. #6
    “Nah... I mean, I’m already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into?‘”
  7. #7
    “At least you don’t have to have the evidence under your sweater. I’m a planet,”
  8. #8
    “I’m just gonna go ahead and nip this thing in the bud. Cuz you know, they say pregnancy often leads to, you know... an infant.”
  9. #9
    “I never realize how much I like being home unless I’ve been somewhere really different for a while.”
  10. #10
    “You were in love when you married her, and if you’re in love once, you can be in love again…You’re just not trying hard enough!”

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