funny Quotes

15 of the best book quotes about funny
  1. #1
    ″‘A demon can get into real trouble, doing the right thing.’ He nudged the angel. ‘Funny if we both got it wrong, eh? Funny if I did the good thing and you did the bad one, eh?‘”
  2. #2
    “Laughter was a balm. It held panic at bay and it seemed to come easily. In those extreme circumstances it became unbearably funny just to act normal. If they could still laugh, they were all right.”
  3. #3
    “It has been a dream of being able to grow to fullest development as a man and woman, unhampered by the barriers which had slowly been erected in the older civilizations, unrepressed by social orders which had developed for the benefit of classes rather than for the simple human being of any and every class.”
  4. #4
    “Be twice as funny as you are outrageous, because no one can resist the truth wrapped in a good joke.”
  5. #5
    “From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.”
  6. #6
    “What on earth would I do if four bears came into my camp? Why, I would die of course. Literally shit myself lifeless.”
  7. #7
    “Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old.”
  1. #8
    “I had a dream about you last night. The champagne was non-alcoholic. You didn’t notice, and laughed at my jokes anyway.”
  2. #9
    “I had a dream about you last night.. you were holding a pine cone and introducing him as Gerald.”
  3. #10
    “I had a dream about you last night... you kept meowing at people and licking yourself it was not unlike you normally.”
  4. #11
    “I had a dream about you last night... I was a brick and you were a blanket. Damn that improbability drive.”
  5. #12
    “I had a dream about you last night... you were a giant slinky and I watched you fall down the stairs.”
  6. #13
    “I had a dream about you. We were fishing in the Utah desert. You caught a dinosaur, but due to Federal regulations, we had to release the bones so Ted Kennedy could drive back to the cemetery, drunk.
  7. #14
    “I had a dream about you last night... You tried to propose with a digital ceramic heater.”
  8. #15
    “I suppose they would think it was funny. Naming a furnace after your parents. Not many people would do it I suppose. Why did you?”

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