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21 of the best book quotes about funny
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″‘A demon can get into real trouble, doing the right thing.’ He nudged the angel. ‘Funny if we both got it wrong, eh? Funny if I did the good thing and you did the bad one, eh?‘”
Neil Gaiman
Terry Pratchett
authors
Good Omens
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Crowley
Aziraphale
characters
mistakes
trouble
right and wrong
friends
opposites
funny
right vs. wrong
joke
demons
concepts
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“Laughter was a balm. It held panic at bay and it seemed to come easily. In those extreme circumstances it became unbearably funny just to act normal. If they could still laugh, they were all right.”
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“It has been a dream of being able to grow to fullest development as a man and woman, unhampered by the barriers which had slowly been erected in the older civilizations, unrepressed by social orders which had developed for the benefit of classes rather than for the simple human being of any and every class.”
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“Be twice as funny as you are outrageous, because no one can resist the truth wrapped in a good joke.”
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“From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.”
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“What on earth would I do if four bears came into my camp? Why, I would die of course. Literally shit myself lifeless.”
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“Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old.”
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“I had a dream about you last night. The champagne was non-alcoholic. You didn’t notice, and laughed at my jokes anyway.”
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“I had a dream about you last night.. you were holding a pine cone and introducing him as Gerald.”
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“I had a dream about you last night... you kept meowing at people and licking yourself it was not unlike you normally.”
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“I had a dream about you last night... I was a brick and you were a blanket. Damn that improbability drive.”
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“I had a dream about you last night... you were a giant slinky and I watched you fall down the stairs.”
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“I had a dream about you. We were fishing in the Utah desert. You caught a dinosaur, but due to Federal regulations, we had to release the bones so Ted Kennedy could drive back to the cemetery, drunk.
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“I had a dream about you last night... You tried to propose with a digital ceramic heater.”
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“I suppose they would think it was funny. Naming a furnace after your parents. Not many people would do it I suppose. Why did you?”
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″ PAT CAT Pat sat on a cat. PAT BAT Pat sat on a bat. ”
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Funny, tough-minded and tender, this is the story of Matilda and her two sisters growing up in Sydney, Australia, in the early 1950s. Their father is mentally unstable and largely absent, their mother is possibly in the thrall of his brother, and a headline-making Russian spy defection is taking place next door.
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What is it that makes Australian YA so special – hilariously funny and sad at the same time – but just so wonderful and capturing? It’s not that I’ve read heaps of Australian books, but the tendency can’t be denied.
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The art is bewitching, and the story is both funny and full of heart. A winner for the whole family, because yes, irl babies do crawl away (though generally not so far) and older siblings are heroes.
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Bridget’s attempts to cope with these unruly guests actually hint in an exaggerated way at what real siblings might be like. The book is fun; it’s funny; it makes a delightful treat. Very nice for a little reader with a taste for unruly humor
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″..how I smack my lips with relish when you bump against my knees, then nuzzle up beside me, chirping, “Eat us if you please!”

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