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Crowley Quotes

11 of the best book quotes from Crowley
  1. #1
    “He ought to tell Crowley. No, he didn’t. He wanted to tell Crowley. He ought to tell Heaven.”
  2. #2
    ″‘Oh dear,’ said Aziraphale. ‘It’s him.’
    ‘Him who?’ said Crowley.
    ‘The Voice of God,’ said the angel. ‘The Metatron.’
    The Them stared. Then Pepper said, ‘No, it isn’t. The Metatron’s made of plastic and it’s got laser cannon and it can turn into a helicopter.‘”
  3. #3
    “You don’t have to test everything to destruction just to see if you made it right.”
  4. #4
    ″‘I told you. On his eleventh birthday. At three o’clock in the afternoon. It’ll sort of home in on him. He’s supposed to name it himself.‘”
  5. #5
    “It is said that the Devil has all the best tunes.
    This is broadly true. But Heaven has the best choreographers.”
  6. #6
    ″‘Oh, all right,’ said Crowley wretchedly. ‘No one’s actually going to get killed. They’re all going to have miraculous escapes. It wouldn’t be any fun otherwise.‘”
  7. #7
    ″‘A demon can get into real trouble, doing the right thing.’ He nudged the angel. ‘Funny if we both got it wrong, eh? Funny if I did the good thing and you did the bad one, eh?‘”
  8. #8
    ″‘Don’t tell me from genetics. What’ve they got to do with it?’ said Crowley. ‘Look at Satan. Created as an angel, grows up to be the Great Adversary. Hey, if you’re going to go on about genetics, you might as well say the kid will grow up to be an angel. After all, his father was really big in Heaven in the old days. Saying he’ll grow up to be a demon just because his dad became one is like saying a mouse with its tail cut off will give birth to tailless mice. No. Upbringing is everything. Take it from me.‘”
  9. #9
    “Aziraphale relaxed. ‘You know, Crowley,’ he said, beaming, ‘I’ve always said that, deep down inside, you’re really quite a—’
    ‘All right, all right,’ Crowley snapped. ‘Tell the whole blessed world, why don’t you?‘”
  10. #10
    “‘Hello? Aziraphale! For Go—, for Sa—, for somebody’s sake! Aziraphale!‘”
  11. #11
    “Crowley: the angel who did not so much fall as saunter vaguely downwards”

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