Joker Quotes

11 of the best book quotes from Joker
  1. #1
    “Something like that happened to me, you know. I ... I’m not exactly sure what it was. Sometimes I remember it one way, sometimes another ... If I’m going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice!”
  2. #2
    “It’s all a joke! Everything anybody ever valued or struggled for ... it’s all a monstrous, demented gag! So why can’t you see the funny side? Why aren’t you laughing?”
  3. #3
    “It’s like, I began as a lab assistant, right? Was a good job. Real good job. So, what I did, I quit to become a comedian. I was so sure, so sure I had talent.”
  4. #4
    “Sir, I’m sorry, but your wife had an accident this morning, apparently testing a baby-bottle heater. There was an electrical short, and, uh ... well, she died sir. I’m sorry.”
  5. #5
    “Memories are what our reason is based upon. If we can’t face them, we deny reason itself! Although, why not? We aren’t contractually tied down to rationality!”
  6. #6
    “Jeez, I have to go, I have to go and stand up there, and nobody laughs, and you think , you think I .... I don’t mean to take it out on you. You’re suh - suffering enough, being married to a loser.”
  7. #7
    “Well, I remember you describing the white face and the green hair to me when I was a kid. Scared the hell out of me.
    I thought you’d be interested...
    Yeah, well I had some interesting nightmares.”
  8. #8
    “I hate this. Whenever we jail him, I think ‘Please God, keep him there.’ Then he escapes and we all sit round hoping he won’t do anything too awful this time.”
  9. #9
    “God, How boring! The man’s a complete turnip. Take him away and put him in a cage. ”
  10. #10
    “We don’t have to kill each other. What do you say?
    No. I’m sorry , but ... no it’s too late for that. Far too late.”
  11. #11
    “Memories can be vile, repulsive, little brutes. Like children I suppose. Haha. But can we live without them?”