Birthday Bird Quotes

“I am what I am! That’s a great thing to be! If I say so myself, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!”

“If you’d never been born, then you might be an ISN’T! An Isn’t has no fun at all. No he disn’t.”

“Shout loud at the top of your voice, ‘I AM I! ME! I am I! And I may not know why but I know that I like it!‘”

“A Present! A-ha! Now what kind shall I give...? Why, the kind you’ll remember as long as you live!”

“Today [...] eat whatever you want [...] If you wish, you may eat with both hands and both feet. So get in there and munch. Have a big munch-er-oo!”

“But you have to be smart and keep watching their feet. Because sometimes they stand on their tiptoes and cheat.”

“If we didn’t have birthdays, you wouldn’t be you. If you’d never been born, well then what would you do? [...] Why, you might be a WASN’T!”

“But you...You ARE YOU! And, now isn’t that pleasant!”

“All of it, all of it, All is for you!”

“The Great Birthday Bird! [...] This bird has a brain. He’s most beautifully brained with the brainiest bird-brain that’s ever been trained.”

“They’ll take us down fast to the Birthday Flower Jungle. The best-sniffing flowers that anyone grows we have grown to be sniffed by your own private nose.”

“That costs quite a lot. But I couldn’t care less. Today is your birthday! Today You are You! So what if it costs me a thousand or two.”

“It’s your Day of all Days! It’s the Best of the Best! So don’t waste a minute! Hop to it! Get dressed!”

“Because, after your party, as well you may guess, it will take twenty days just to sweep up the mess.”

“From east of the East-est to west of the West-est we’ve searched the whole world just to bring you the best-est.”

“They smell like licorice! And cheese!”