You're Only Old Once Quotes

“And when that guy finds out what you like you can bet it won’t be on your diet.”

″...to this fish you’ll be come a plain pain in the neck...”

“Van Ness has enjoyed a great rate of success in his pioneer work in the Study of Stress.”

“So you’re back with the vestibule fish for a spell.”

“Your escape plans have melted!”

“This gives strength to their teeth, it gives length to their hair...”

“One day you will read in the National Geographic of a faraway land with no smelly bad traffic.”

“The Oglers have blossomed like roses in May.”

...“the air they breathe is potassium-free...”

“Just why are you here?”

“And you’ll find yourself wishing that you were out there in Fotta-fa-Zee and not here in this chair.”

“But they will outwit you quick as a winick.”

″...somehow you’ve lost both your necktie and vest...”

“You’ll be told your hearing is so mucky and muddy, your case calls for special intensified study.”

″...and they live without doctors, with nary a care.”

“In those green-pastured mountains of Fotta-fa-Zee everybody feels fine at a hundred and three...”