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I had a Dream About You Quotes

20 of the best book quotes from I had a Dream About You
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“I had a dream about you last night... You replaced all the people in your life with kittens. It felt more like a prediction of the future.”
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“I had a dream about you last night. We moved into a cabin in the countryside. I couldn’t handle the spiders. You couldn’t handle my drama. I moved back to the city.”
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“I had a dream about you last night... You tried to propose with a digital ceramic heater.”
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“I had a dream about you last night. We moved into a cabin in the countryside. I couldn’t handle the spiders. You couldn’t handle my drama. I moved back to the city.”
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“I had a dream about you last night... Unfortunately, it wasn’t a dream.”
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“I had a dream about you last night... you were a giant slinky and I watched you fall down the stairs.”
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“I had a dream about you last night.. You thought you were a candy vampire, you were standing in the sun screaming ‘I’m melting.”
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“I had a dream about you last night. We stopped telling each other about our dreams when we realized we were still inside them.”
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“I didn’t dream about you last night. I woke up in fear.”
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“I had a dream about you. You were lost in a daydream, when I walked in and you began screaming. But I know that could never actually happen. In real life I only enter people’s nightmares.”
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“I had a dream about you last night. The champagne was non-alcoholic. You didn’t notice, and laughed at my jokes anyway.”
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“I had a dream about you last night.. you were holding a pine cone and introducing him as Gerald.”
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“I had a dream about you. We couldn’t decide on a sunrise. You wanted a tan, I only cared about the view. Then World War III fulfilled both our desires.”
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“I had a dream about you last night. I could fly. I was going to use this power to impress you, but you were too heavy to carry, so I won you over with my personality instead.”
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“I had a dream about you. We were fishing in the Utah desert. You caught a dinosaur, but due to Federal regulations, we had to release the bones so Ted Kennedy could drive back to the cemetery, drunk.
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“I had a dream about you last night... I was a brick and you were a blanket. Damn that improbability drive.”
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“I had a dream about you last night. Eons ago, we created a Universe, then sat back and watched miniature versions of ourselves try to make all the same mistakes we did.”
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“I had a dream about you last night... you were there.”
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“I had a dream about you last night... you kept meowing at people and licking yourself it was not unlike you normally.”
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“I had a dream about you. I was sitting on your couch, relating my succession of ideas on subconscious influence. I asked you what they meant, and you told me that free associations were a bad way to advance my political career.”
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