Animals Should Definitely Not Wear Clothing
One animal after another is put into human clothes, and every single outfit turns out to be a mistake.
Humor is the taste that changes fastest. A two-year-old will come apart over a moose in trousers; a five-year-old wants to be the one who says no to the pigeon; a nine-year-old wants the joke to be very slightly at the expense of the adults in the room. What sits under all three is the same discovery—that the world runs on rules, and that breaking one on purpose is the funniest thing there is. A child laughing at a book is a child who has noticed how the book was supposed to go.
Our editors worked through Bookroo’s collection of 813 humor books looking for the ones that still land on the fifth reading rather than only the first: the read-alouds with real timing, the deadpan picture books that trust a child to catch the joke without help, and the chapter books that have earned their reputation as the ones reluctant readers finish. Start with our fixed shortlist of 13 favorites, which runs from a 1970 board book to middle-grade comedy, then browse by age and reading stage below.
One animal after another is put into human clothes, and every single outfit turns out to be a mistake.
A bus driver steps away for a minute and leaves the reader with one job: say no, however hard the begging gets.
A box of crayons has had enough, and every one of them has written a letter explaining exactly why.
The narrator loses control of his own book, and the fairy tales inside it start coming out wrong.
The cows find a typewriter in the barn, and the notes they start leaving on the barn door contain demands.
A new housekeeper follows every instruction on the list exactly as written, which is precisely the problem.
Swallowed whole by a wolf, a mouse discovers someone already living down there—and living rather well.
Gum in the hair before breakfast, and the day goes downhill from there.
Poems about a girl who would not take the garbage out, a boy who turns into a television, and worse.
Four of the most feared villains alive announce that they are heroes now, and immediately attempt a rescue.
Two fourth-grade pranksters hypnotize their principal and accidentally turn him into a superhero.
A school built thirty stories high by mistake gets one very strange story for each floor.
Sharing a home with a two-and-a-half-year-old is bad enough, and then the pet turtle goes missing.
Sturdy first jokes—swapped dinners, ridiculous outfits, and puns aimed squarely at the grown-up—for ages 0–4.
Mix and match meals for endless culinary chaos.
Jason's dad sleepwalks to bizarre places. Can Jason keep him in bed?
A walk in the tall grass by the river reveals various animals and their unique features.
Read-alouds with real comic timing: fractured fairy tales, animals behaving badly, and punchlines worth waiting a page turn for, ages 3–8.
On Octember the First, all your wildest wishes come true. What will you wish for?
Seven mouse boys get a bedtime story each from their Papa.
A collection of humorous and whimsical poems for children.
Three friends balance apples on their heads. Can they keep them up?
A crab's day at the beach is filled with interactions with other sea creatures.
A bee won't budge, causing a chain reaction of animals sitting on each other.
A group of friends, including a bee and a frog, have various adventures together.
Two friends go on a camping trip in the woods.
A pig's bedtime is disrupted by noisy farm animals. Can she find peace to sleep?
Discover the world of opposites through playful rhymes and feet adventures.
Two children are left alone on a snowy day when the Cat in the Hat appears and creates chaos.
A failed sports hero gets a second chance to redeem himself. Can he succeed?
Absurd schools, comic-strip villains, sibling disasters, and the comedies that turn a reluctant reader into a fast one, for ages 6–12.
A new student, Gooney Bird Greene, joins Mrs. Pidgeon's second-grade class and captivates her classmates with her unusual clothes, hairstyles, and stories.
A person tries to give a cat a bath.
A bird and a squirrel embark on a journey to the south, facing various obstacles and challenges along the way.
A third-grade class goes on a field trip to the zoo, where they encounter various animals and learn about their habitats and characteristics.
A young boy and girl navigate their feelings towards their siblings and their roles within the family.
Can four friends outwit the wretched weasels after Toad's reckless antics?
A group of dogs embark on a mission to steal hamburgers from a family's picnic, using various distractions and plans to achieve their goal.
A professor's flight goes awry, leading to a mysterious island of wealth and inventions.
A group of students navigate the ups and downs of school life in a 30-story school building.
A group of dragon friends embark on a journey to deliver a pie to the king, but things take a turn when they discover the pie has been cursed, leading to a series of adventures and challenges
Pranksters face a new, stricter principal threatening their fun-filled antics.
A group of insect friends work together to save one of their own from a hungry bird, leading to an unexpected friendship