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Eeyore Quotes

38 of the best book quotes from Eeyore
  1. #1
    “The sky has finally fallen. Always knew it would.”
  2. #2
    “Moved me to tears.”
  3. #3
    “The most wonderful thing about Tiggers is you’re the only one.”
    author
    A. A. Milne
    book
    Winnie the Pooh
    character
    Eeyore
    concept
    Humor
  4. #4
    “Thanks, but I’d rather stay an Eeyore.”
  5. #5
    “Yup, I know how that feels.”
    author
    A. A. Milne
    book
    Winnie the Pooh
    character
    Eeyore
    concept
    Empathy
  6. #6
    “And many happy returns to you, Pooh Bear.”
  7. #7
    “You seem so sad, Eeyore.”
    “Sad? Why should I be sad? It’s my birthday. The happiest day of the year.”
  8. #8
    “You don’t always want to be miserable on my birthday, do you?”
  9. #9
    “No brain at all, some of them, only grey fluff that’s blown into their heads by mistake, and they don’t think.”
  1. #10
    “Most likely lose it again, anyway.”
  2. #11
    “Might take a day or two, but I’ll find a new one.”
  3. #12
    “It’s an awful nice tail, Kanga. Much nicer than the rest of me.”
    author
    A. A. Milne
    book
    Winnie the Pooh
    character
    Eeyore
    concept
    Tails
  4. #13
    “It’s all for naught.”
  5. #14
    “If it is a good morning, which I doubt.”
  6. #15
    “I’d say thistles, but nobody listens to me, anyway.”
  7. #16
    “A little consideration, a little thought for others, makes all the difference.”
  8. #17
    “Hallo, Pooh. Thank you for asking, but I shall be able to use it again in a day or two.”
    “Use what?” said Pooh.
    “What we were talking about.”
    “I wasn’t talking about anything,” said Pooh, looking puzzled.
    “My mistake again. I thought you were saying how sorry you were about my tail, being all numb, and could you do anything to help?”
    “No,” said Pooh. “That wasn’t me,” he said. He thought for a little and then suggested helpfully: “Perhaps it was somebody else.”
    “Well, thank him for me when you see him.”
  9. #18
    “Wish I could say yes, but I can’t.”
    author
    A. A. Milne
    character
    Eeyore
  1. #19
    “It’s not much of a tail, but I’m sort of attached to it.”
    author
    A. A. Milne
    character
    Eeyore
    concept
    Humor
  2. #20
    “Don’t blame me if it rains.”
    author
    A. A. Milne
    character
    Eeyore
    concept
    Rain
  3. #21
    “They’re funny things, Accidents. You never have them till you’re having them.”
    author
    A. A. Milne
    character
    Eeyore
    concept
    Accidents
  4. #22
    “Days. Weeks. Months. Who knows?”
    author
    A. A. Milne
    book
    Winnie the Pooh
    character
    Eeyore
    concept
    Time
  5. #23
    “I thought,” said Piglet earnestly, “that if Eeyore stood at the bottom of the tree, and if Pooh stood on Eeyore’s back, and if I stood on Pooh’s shoulders -”
    “And if Eeyore’s back snapped suddenly, then we could all laugh. Ha Ha! Amusing in a quiet way,” said Eeyore, “but not really helpful.”
    “Well,” said Piglet meekly, “I thought -”
    “Would it break your back, Eeyore?” asked Pooh, very much surprised.
    “That’s what would be so interesting, Pooh. Not being quite sure till afterwards.”
    author
    A. A. Milne
    characters
    PoohEeyorePiglet
    concept
    Ideas
  6. #24
    “The nicest thing about the rain is that it always stops. Eventually.”
  7. #25
    “Could you ask your friend to do his exercises somewhere else? I shall be having lunch directly, and don’t want it bounced on just before I begin. A trifling matter, and fussy of me, but we all have our little ways.”
    author
    A. A. Milne
    character
    Eeyore
    concepts
    UniquenessFood
  8. #26
    “No Give and Take. No Exchange of Thought. It gets you nowhere, particularly if the other person’s tail is only just in sight for the second half of the conversation.”
    author
    A. A. Milne
    character
    Eeyore
    concept
    Friendship
  9. #27
    “Sure is a cheerful color. Guess I’ll have to get used to it.”
    author
    A. A. Milne
    character
    Eeyore
    concept
    Being Happy
  1. #28
    “Oh, Eeyore, you are wet!” said Piglet, feeling him.
    Eeyore shook himself, and asked somebody to explain to Piglet what happened when you had been inside a river for quite a long time.”
    author
    A. A. Milne
    characters
    PigletEeyore
    concept
    Being Wet
  2. #29
    “We can’t all, and some of us don’t.”
    author
    A. A. Milne
    character
    Eeyore
  3. #30
    “I might have known,” said Eeyore. “After all, one can’t complain. I have my friends. Somebody spoke to me only yesterday. And was it last week or the week before that Rabbit bumped into me and said ‘Bother!’. The Social Round. Always something going on.”
  4. #31
    “A tail isn’t a tail to them, it’s just a little bit extra at the back.”
    author
    A. A. Milne
    characters
    PoohEeyore
    concept
    Tails
  5. #32
    “After all, what are birthdays? Here today and gone tomorrow.”
    author
    A. A. Milne
    character
    Eeyore
    concept
    Birthdays
  6. #33
    “Thanks for noticin’ me.”
    author
    A. A. Milne
    character
    Eeyore
  7. #34
    “Nobody tells me. Nobody keeps me informed. I make it 17 days come Friday since anybody spoke to me.”
  8. #35
    “When stuck in the river, it is best to dive and swim to the bank yourself before someone drops a large stone on your chest in an attempt to hoosh you there.”
  9. #36
    “They made me catch the cold I caught.”
  10. #37
    “I’m telling you. People come and go in this Forest, and they say, ‘It’s only Eeyore, so it doesn’t count.’”
  11. #38
    “It’s your fault, Eeyore. You’ve never been to see any of us. You just stay here in this one corner of the Forest waiting for the others to come to you. Why don’t you go to THEM sometimes?”
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